harry potter opinions: *writes on the boxset of the books WASTED POTENTIAL* there we go
jk rowling: “slytherins arent all bad and your house doesn’t decide your character” *doesn’t write a single slytherin presently in attendance at hogwarts that isn’t evil or a massive dick throughout the entire length of the series*
*cracks open the ancient book of my harry potter knowledge* there was slughorn who was sort of a positive character but his role was really limited to “crying” “a sentence mentioning him fighting at hogwarts”
it took four episodes for a major fart gag and i’m honestly disappointed in pac-man
dammit, more politically-charged graffiti… we need somebody who knows how to read the criminal mind. call Dr. Hanksy.